Sunday, February 5, 2012

Really?

Come on PATS!  How much money do you all get paid?  Step it up a notch!

My First Post

Ah, my first attempt into the cyber world of blogging.  Not really sure who wants to read my ideas?  Don't really care.  As I say in my life I share and if you happen to be entertained by my ideas/thoughts than you have great taste.

Up all night with a boy with a fever.  Never in all my years of life did I think the number on the thermometer would mean so much.  But for him it does-too high and it could mean a seizure and a trip to the ER.  Trust me, we did that once, and I don't plan on doing that EVER again.  So, I woke up to Mr. 105 and freaked out.  Medicine, cold rags, cold drinks, cold patch on the head-non if it worked!

Think, think, think, what would work.  Oh yes a cool bath.  Picture this, 3:30 in the morning getting a cool bath ready while freaking the f*** out!  Anyhow, I got the water ready, got the boy in the water he stars to cool and all of a sudden he looks at me and says "I popped."  I look in the water-not only did he pop he also released!  So, out of the tub, into the diaper and mom is cleaning and scrubbing the tub at the wonderful hour of 3:45 am!

At least the boy was cooled down, Right?  Wrong, still at 105!  The alien fever could just not be stopped!  So, into a cold shower, for 30 minutes and we got down to 100.  A huge success!

Back to bed.  Another 30 minutes for the G-Man (the boy) to fall asleep.  Another 30 (or so) for me to fall asleep (as I kept frantically touching him to make sure he wasn't MR. 105 again).  So the way I figured it I fell asleep somewhere around 5:30 and the boy wakes me up at 7:00 (perfectly cool Mr. 97) and is ready to go and leaving me wondering how 4 short hours ago he was hotter than the hottest day in Florida and now he's cool as a cucumber, acting like nothing was wrong. Leaving me asking what the f***?